32 / 42 π
550 / 700 points
icon | info | score |
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Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability. β unlocked at 4/7/2016, 7:42:18 PM | 15 | |
Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks. β unlocked at 4/7/2016, 8:19:31 PM | 15 | |
Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap. | 15 | |
Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. β unlocked at 4/6/2016, 2:47:48 AM | 15 | |
Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon. β unlocked at 4/7/2016, 7:45:46 PM | 15 | |
Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle. β unlocked at 4/8/2016, 12:41:57 AM | 15 | |
Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself. | 15 | |
Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle. | 15 | |
Daddy Issues You befriended your father. β unlocked at 4/14/2016, 6:43:05 PM | 15 | |
Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle. β unlocked at 4/9/2016, 2:50:44 AM | 30 | |
Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles. | 15 | |
Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew. β unlocked at 4/7/2016, 11:44:00 PM | 15 | |
Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth. β unlocked at 4/15/2016, 7:20:33 PM | 25 | |
Make it Rain! You've spent $500. β unlocked at 4/15/2016, 6:57:14 PM | 15 | |
Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets. β unlocked at 4/15/2016, 4:28:26 PM | 15 | |
Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes. β unlocked at 4/14/2016, 6:31:38 PM | 15 | |
Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items. β unlocked at 4/12/2016, 6:39:03 PM | 15 | |
Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds. | 15 | |
Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out. β unlocked at 4/7/2016, 7:43:41 PM | 15 | |
KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle. β unlocked at 4/9/2016, 2:43:03 AM | 30 | |
Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon. β unlocked at 4/13/2016, 8:49:34 AM | 30 | |
More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park. β unlocked at 4/13/2016, 2:45:06 PM | 30 | |
Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. β unlocked at 4/8/2016, 7:39:35 PM | 15 | |
Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park. β unlocked at 4/15/2016, 7:47:03 PM | 15 | |
First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park. β unlocked at 4/7/2016, 10:32:42 PM | 15 | |
New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK. β unlocked at 4/7/2016, 8:01:08 PM | 15 | |
Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks. β unlocked at 4/7/2016, 10:49:29 PM | 15 | |
Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy. β unlocked at 4/6/2016, 1:37:41 AM | 15 | |
Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave. β unlocked at 4/15/2016, 8:08:24 PM | 15 | |
Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game. β unlocked at 4/15/2016, 8:00:20 PM | 15 | |
Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS. β unlocked at 4/15/2016, 7:20:03 PM | 15 | |
Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass. β unlocked at 4/15/2016, 4:42:52 PM | 15 | |
Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times. β unlocked at 4/14/2016, 5:47:19 PM | 15 | |
Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus. β unlocked at 4/13/2016, 3:26:35 PM | 15 | |
Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times. β unlocked at 4/12/2016, 6:01:54 PM | 15 | |
Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking. β unlocked at 4/9/2016, 1:29:40 AM | 15 | |
Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle. β unlocked at 4/9/2016, 1:23:45 AM | 15 | |
Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form. | 15 | |
Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise. | 15 | |
Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff. | 15 | |
Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures. | 15 | |
You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game. | 15 |