40 / 42 π
670 / 700 points
icon | info | score |
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Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability. β unlocked at 5/8/2014, 2:23:54 AM | 15 | |
Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks. β unlocked at 5/9/2014, 12:57:23 AM | 15 | |
Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap. | 15 | |
Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. β unlocked at 5/8/2014, 2:20:24 AM | 15 | |
Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon. β unlocked at 5/5/2014, 2:28:51 AM | 15 | |
Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle. β unlocked at 5/9/2014, 4:57:43 AM | 15 | |
Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself. β unlocked at 5/5/2014, 12:50:42 AM | 15 | |
Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle. β unlocked at 5/15/2014, 8:47:35 AM | 15 | |
Daddy Issues You befriended your father. β unlocked at 5/11/2014, 10:55:53 PM | 15 | |
Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle. β unlocked at 5/11/2014, 5:27:13 PM | 30 | |
Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles. β unlocked at 5/8/2014, 2:33:34 AM | 15 | |
Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew. β unlocked at 5/8/2014, 1:45:49 AM | 15 | |
Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth. β unlocked at 5/15/2014, 9:31:10 AM | 25 | |
Make it Rain! You've spent $500. β unlocked at 5/10/2014, 12:09:34 AM | 15 | |
Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets. β unlocked at 5/11/2014, 3:48:01 PM | 15 | |
Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes. β unlocked at 5/13/2014, 4:19:30 AM | 15 | |
Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items. β unlocked at 5/9/2014, 4:39:13 AM | 15 | |
Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds. β unlocked at 5/11/2014, 10:48:59 PM | 15 | |
Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out. β unlocked at 5/9/2014, 1:05:08 AM | 15 | |
KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle. β unlocked at 5/15/2014, 10:10:26 AM | 30 | |
Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon. β unlocked at 5/11/2014, 2:38:03 PM | 30 | |
More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park. β unlocked at 5/11/2014, 10:55:57 PM | 30 | |
Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. β unlocked at 5/11/2014, 4:10:10 PM | 15 | |
Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park. β unlocked at 5/11/2014, 3:32:36 PM | 15 | |
First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park. β unlocked at 5/9/2014, 2:21:38 AM | 15 | |
New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK. β unlocked at 5/9/2014, 1:16:38 AM | 15 | |
Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks. β unlocked at 5/8/2014, 2:15:29 AM | 15 | |
Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy. β unlocked at 5/8/2014, 2:38:04 AM | 15 | |
Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave. β unlocked at 5/15/2014, 8:37:31 AM | 15 | |
Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game. β unlocked at 5/13/2014, 4:37:59 AM | 15 | |
Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS. β unlocked at 5/15/2014, 9:30:41 AM | 15 | |
Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass. β unlocked at 5/13/2014, 3:29:39 AM | 15 | |
Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times. β unlocked at 5/13/2014, 4:39:38 AM | 15 | |
Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus. β unlocked at 5/12/2014, 12:08:51 AM | 15 | |
Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times. β unlocked at 5/11/2014, 11:25:20 PM | 15 | |
Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking. β unlocked at 5/15/2014, 9:52:46 AM | 15 | |
Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle. | 15 | |
Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form. β unlocked at 5/15/2014, 9:42:06 AM | 15 | |
Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise. β unlocked at 5/15/2014, 9:30:41 AM | 15 | |
Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff. β unlocked at 5/15/2014, 9:30:41 AM | 15 | |
Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures. β unlocked at 5/13/2014, 4:30:54 AM | 15 | |
You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game. β unlocked at 5/13/2014, 3:44:39 AM | 15 |